“Nothing’s sillier than getting mixed up in an ocean of lies”

Lim and Jay live in an estate not far from Oland. Jay is a graduate from the school of medicine in Malay and Lim, a dropout who sees life as a joke.

Lim tells everyone he’s a graduate and the heir to the throne of Oland. Meanwhile, he’s just a church rat with a loud mouth. Daily, everyone fears that, Jay will pay for Lim’s series of lies but, they don’t know Jay’s other side.

Wait, wait, wait, I forgot something. Lim starts and ends his day with smoke filled in his lungs. Most times, neighbours fear he’ll disappear because he’s so skinny that people can barely see him.

Jay owns a pharmacy in Olma and this helps him take care of the bills. Day-in-day-out, he risks his life on a bicycle from Oland to Olma to make sure Lim doesn’t lack a thing. Yet, Lim is self-centred and careless about his life.

Lim is a philanderer, a penniless drug addict, a scruffy and lazy boy. What hurts me most is that, he has all the women at his feet. This drives me crazy and teary at the same time because, I can’t bring myself to imagine that such a human can attract such attention from women who deserve better. In fact, they’re all silly. They make a perfect match and that’s no business of mine.

One of Lim’s numerous girlfriend’s Matilda, the dummest of all; has been pestering Jay to make her his wife. Unbelievable right? This girl is so dumb that when she opens her mouth to say a thing, the universe is irritated. Matilda’s parents are senators and give her all she wants but, she’s so extravagant and cannot handle all she’s given. She always wants more. Years back, she had the latest phone in town but she wanted a phone the company is yet to produce and that’s how she fell into the hands of her silly cheat of a boyfriend Lim.

Everyday, Lim tells her he can get her everything she wants; coming from someone who can’t even feed himself, that’s pathetic. The truth is, Matilda is a crazy fellow. She doesn’t even know what she wants. I can’t even say if she’s dating Lim but I can say for sure, she wants to have something to do with Jay; God forbid bad things.

Any public toilet you see, is better than Lim and Matilda. I can say theirs is a match made from the coven. It seems to me they’re possessed.

Haaaaa…listen, Matilda told her parents she graduated with first class. Till date, I can’t breathe. Matilda has a birdbrain. She copied from Jerry and couldn’t score above 2.5/100. You don’t want to know what she did to graduate believe me. To be honest, I don’t even think she deserves better than Lim. Again, Lim just tolerates her because she’s a money bag. Besides that, he always wants to squeeze her neck when she talks because she speaks and breathes senselessness.

If these two come out to the public, you’ll think you’re wasting your life with your partner. They seem so perfect.

Lim leaves Jay all to himself and prefers staying with 10 of his friends in a flat. Who does this? 10 people in a flat? Not my business. Matilda on the other hand, borrows dresses from her friends because she’s not neat enough to do her laundry. In her parent’s place, I want to put her up for adoption.

Did I even tell you people that Lim wets the bed? Incredible. As if that’s not enough, he does not wash his sheets. I can’t imagine how his flat mates cope with him.

When he steps out, you see him well dressed. You can’t begin to imagine the kind of person he is away from the camera and the public. His followers on instagram look up to him a lot thinking he’s a demigod yet, who can tell them? Me?? Certainly not.

Matilda’s parents think she’s in Olma when she’s in Oland. They don’t even know their daughter is not normal. Many think she has mental issues because, who acts the way she does?

Matilda and Lim live a lie year in, year out. They are a couple on social media and in a situation-ship behind the camera but shhhhhhh I didn’t tell you guys that.

They are so filthy and cover all these up before the camera. Matilda, tells everyone she’s a practicing lawyer; I wonder the brain she’ll use to practice such a profession. Lim is a proud dropout and that’s the only thing he has not told a lie about since I knew him. Every other thing has been a lie.

Matilda’s parents think she’s a lawyer and Jay is the only one who doesn’t know Lim is a drop out.

Jay is a smooth criminal; I don’t want to open his page yet my friends.

Ooooooooppppppssssss I think I’ve said enough today… we’ll continue later if they don’t beat me.